Archive - Garbage Television

Chock It To Me One More Time

Let's look at the uneventful finale to the Golden Bachelorette.

Nov 16, 2024 •

Quelle Horreur! Joan Gets Dumped

Welcome to the Golden Bachelorette's Tahitian nightmare.

Nov 2, 2024 •

October 2024

A Hot Second in Hometowns

Joan spent 15 awkward minutes with each of the remaining four bachelors in their cities of residence.

Oct 27, 2024 •

The One Where Chock Gets Embarrassing

A surprising departure adds a much-needed twist to Episode 5 of the Golden Bachelorette

Oct 21, 2024 •

Someone Died: It Was Bound to Happen

Chock had to bounce from the Olive Garden Mansion for approx. 15 minutes because HIS MOM DIED.

Oct 13, 2024 •

ALERT! Joan's 92-Year Old Mom is Sick

Emotions are running high and old men are running injured on this week's episode of the Golden Bachelorette.

Oct 5, 2024 •

September 2024

July 2024

Golden Countdown Until Sept. 18

There's a reason you haven't heard buzz about The Golden Bachelorette.

Jul 31, 2024 •

June 2024

Sherri Papini, WTF Were You Thinking?

I'm a boring suburban mom. "Perfect Wife" was destination viewing.

Jun 26, 2024 •

May 2024

Joan of the Story Arc

Gerry wants to be a D-list celebrity and the Golden Bachelorette is happening!

May 16, 2024 •

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